About Us

We're John and Stacey, and we built Nurses Escape Kit after years inside the senior care system, where every phone call from a client sounded like somebody standing in a flooded basement holding a phone with 4% battery left.

We did the actual work. Hospitals. Families. Assisted living tours that smelled faintly like soup and Lysol. Medicaid paperwork thick enough to stop handgun rounds. Adult siblings fighting in parking lots while their mother quietly asked whether anybody had fed the cat. We learned how senior placement works because we had to. Nobody rides down from the mountain carrying stone tablets explaining memory care pricing.

We built a real business helping people take care of their elderly parents

Not “internet entrepreneur” real. Not “guy in rented Lamborghini yelling beside a whiteboard” real. Not "hounding your friends and family to buy your meal replacement drinks or essential oils." Actual invoices. Actual families. Actual communities. Actual phone calls where somebody whispers, “I think Dad wandered outside again and I need help.” A few days to weeks later, the old man is placed somewhere safer, and we sent out another 6-8K invoice.

Over the years, we billed millions and learned something very important: nurses and other healthcare professionals already know how to do most of this work and are generally better than we ever were. The hard part is not intelligence. The hard part is surviving modern healthcare long enough to remember you are a human being and not an exhausted charting appliance wearing Hokas.

Nurses Escape Kit exists because we got tired of watching smart, capable nurses slowly turn into haunted forest rangers of the American medical system.

Meanwhile, thousands of families need help every single day.

So we built the program we wish somebody had shown people years ago. No fake guru language. No “crushing it.” No passive-income pirate fantasy where a 22-year-old explains “mindset” from a rented condo in Scottsdale. Just practical, useful work that families genuinely need help with. Help from you. 

You help people. Facilities pay after move-in. Families pay nothing for placement help and you're doing 4-6 placements per month. Everybody goes home slightly less terrified than before. Honestly, in modern America, that already qualifies as near-miraculous technology.